Completed Stories

Total Love || Casanova || My Father's Pain || Pant Down || My Sweet Kidnappers || Kidnappers Love || Marriage Battle || Before The Darkness || Ritual Killings || My Virginity || Night Party || In Love Again || My MMM Adventures || Three Days To Remember 2 || Mr Rajas Daughter 2 || My First Love || Beyond Control || She Belongs To The Kitchen || Caught In The Web || Tale Of A House Boy || Eleventh Commandment || || One Last Time || One Wrong Turn || Forever Young || Girls In The Boys Dormitory || Lost Of Virginity, An Early Mistake || Life Drama || The Promise Keeper || Shattered Dreams || The Web Of Mistakes || IZI JAE || Omo Wobey || Life Drama || Endless Tears || Nick The House Help || The Police And The Hacker Boy Season 2 || My Mother Inlaw || The First Day I Toast A Girl || Marital Shambles || The Battle || Price Of Virginity || Painful Pleasure

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl  || Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Part 2 || The Revange || Journey to No Mans Land || Doctors, The nurses and patients || Compolsory Marriage || My landLady, Daughters and Tenants || Diary of a Hot Convent Student || Diary Of A PortHarcourt Olosho

Home Advantage || A Corper and 3 Sisters || Bro Paul || The Church Accountant || My Office, Our Clients & My Career || Compulsory Marriage  || Bro Paul || Confession of a Private Home Teacher || Diary of a Portharcourt Olosho || The Perfect Couple || Single But Living Married ||Adebimpe The Facebook Girl part 6
In That Moment || Vacation in Obudu || Cyber Lover || Church Accountant || Vacation In Obudu || A Corper and 3 Sisters || Memoirs Of A Repentant Virgin || As She Thought Me || The Drummer Boy || From Ghetto With Love || The Genesis || Love, Sex and Betrayal || Adebimpe The Facebook Girl part 7 || Adanna: The Mysterious Aba Girl|| Brouhaha in the house of God || Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow
The Mysterious Twenty Thousand Naira My Name Is Miracle || Mad O.T || A Clarion Call To Confusion || Wasted Years || The Hacker And Police Rob And Rape || Sister Mary || Brouhaha 3 || The Rape || The Concubine || Playboy || Genesis Of A Runs Girl || Curious || Campus Dilemma || Argonies Of A Househelp || Changed
Cynthia || The Most Wanted Maid || Afraid To Love || Taking Chances || Doctors Prescriptions || Oluchi, Travails of Terror || Aisha, chronicles Of A Runs Girl || The Governors Daughter || Blast from the past || Adesuwa || A Night With A Stripper || Betrayal || Deji The Pool Boy || The Abandoned Child || Blind Desire || I'm In Love || The Revange || The Killer || My Private Tutor

The Church Accountant (Episode 2)


I was surprised that Deaconess Emeka came into the office. I ushered her to sit down.
Deaconess Emeka: Accountant the Accountant
Me: mummy it is well ma
Deaconess Emeka: I want to know where you are living
Me: I live at Iyana Church ma.
Deaconess Emeka: Iyana Church ke? O ti jina ju now
Me: I know ma. I am planning to scot with a friend at Olorunsogo. And….
Deaconess Emeka: (cuts in) don’t worry. We have discussed and we have resolved to get an apartment for you that will not be far from the church.
After some discussion she left and I started pondering
How will I cope here?
How will these people treat me?
Hope I won’t be policed around?
As I was thinking about that, a call came on my phone
Me: hello
Caller: hello lover boy
Me: who am I speaking with?
Caller: hmmm Na wa for you. It is your angel Damola
Me: Dammy mi. Omo ele that I have vowed to marry if not….
Damola: shhhh. Please don’t make me remember how we parted….
Me: BTW why hiding your number?
Damola: well I am presently using a public line in Gauteng.
Me: South Africa?
Damola: beeni o. I just called to check on you Mr. Lover Boy
Me: Anyway congrats sweetheart. At least I am happy that the visa was finally approved for you. BTW I have been called by that church.
Damola: Wow!!!!! Congrats dear. I wished I was in Ibadan presently to celebrate with you
Me: how?
Damola: u know now. Wrapping my lips around your “OPA MOSE” and playing with the balls, sucking the living water from it……..
Me: o gbadun. And lest I forget, I am now a church worker.
Damola: E pele o. Pasito Collins. I will call you later
Me: ok dear, take care (ends call)

Damola and I met on the last day of our Youth Service in Jos. When we were collecting our Discharge Certificate at Rwang Pam Stadium, I discovered that someone came in from nowhere and wanted to jump the queue to collect her certificate. I was mad and I had to challenge her
Me: excuse me ma’am, you have to go and join the queue.
Damola: wetin you go do for me?
Me: please respect yourself and go back.
Damola: even if Jonah dey for queue, he no fit tell me say make I no collect my certificate before am.
Everybody on the queue started laughing and I was seriously embarrassed. Later in the evening when I boarded the bus going to Abuja, I discovered that a lady’s bag was beside where I wanted to sit and no longer I sat down a lady came to the bus and guess what? She was the one.
Damola: Mr. man God don catch una. She said among smiles
Me: (turning to my friend) omo yii lo f’oshe yi mi ni stadium.
Damola: (turning to my friend) ma da lohun. O fe ma se bi Van Damme.
Me: Well nnkan t’o ti sele ti sele, I am St. Collins (extended my hand to her)
Damola: Omo Igbo t’on so Yoruba ni yii?
Me: Ogidi omo Yoruba ni mi
She surprised me by hugging me and said to my ears “you are too ugly”

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