Iyoaye: dear, when will you be coming back home?
Me: I went somewhere urgent but I will be at home before 8.30pm
Iyoaye: don’t stay long dear.
After the call has ended I saw Dcns Emeka frowning her face
Dcns Emeka: why did she have to call at this time (she turned her back on me)
Me: ma, that is my wife
Dcns. Emeka: before nko? I hope you told her that I was the one taking care of you before you got married
Me: (laughed) mummy, you are funny. Well I didn’t forget that at all ma
Dcns Emeka: I had to run back to Nigeria because my husband got a new job at World Bank and he is currently in Geneva branch of the bank and trust the kids, they followed their father. And I have been starved of straffing.
Me: (standing in front of her and holding her hands) Sweet-pie, I am happy that you still have feelings for me and you could still come back to eat my sweet BANANA…..but dear, I’m married. I can’t be bleeping you like before again. And for me to be back in the church working as the Church Accountant all eyes will be on me and on every of my movement. Please try to understand ma.
Looking into her eyes I saw passion burning in there and I decided to leave. As soon as I turned my back about going, she held me at my back and started crying. I cleaned the tears from her eyes but the more I cleaned it the more it freely flows. I held her head up and kissed her; she responded back and this time the kissing was more intense than before. I took off her shirt and unhooked her bra. I touched the tip of the Weapon of Mass Defence and started rubbing it gently. As I wanted to start sucking her bosoms, a call came into my phone….alas, it was my wife
Iyoaye: dear, I remembered that I have to go for a night programme at that place I discussed with you last week.
Me: why are you just telling me?
Iyoaye: I am sorry for not informing you since morning. Though, I had prepared something for you.
Me: ok dear, take care of yourself (call ends)
After the call was ended, I couldn’t see Dcns Emeka but I was hearing water splashing in the bathroom. I sneaked into the room, undressed myself and went into the bathroom. She was backing the door and was crying. I cupped her Weapons of Mass Defence from the back and I squeezed it. She responded by grinding her Weapon of Mass Destruction to my hips. I turned her and started kissing her. Then, I went to her t!ts and started sucking it hungrily. She was moaning like Sagem phone. Then I went straight down to her holiest. As soon as I got there, I discovered the place was thicker than sambisa forest. I stopped and looked at her
Dcns Emeka: I’m sorry the place is bushy. I left it like that since my husband did not Bleep me
I lost interest immediately and I stood up, left the bathroom and cleaned myself up. She came in later to join me on the bed
Dcns Emeka: accountant why are you doing this?
Dcns Emeka: so why didn’t you Bleep me?
Me: I’m no longer in the mood
Dcns Emeka stood up and went to the drawer and took from a bag shaving stick and she sat down and shaved her holiest clean. When she did, she spread it out wide and I was seeing the Ark of the Covenant. Like someone who is under a spell, I went straight for her holiest and started sucking it.
Dcns Emeka: (in between moans) I know you like it……ushhh….you should have said so……assssssshhhhhhhh…….mmmmmm………pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaasssseeeee stoppppp ittttt.
I was sucking it and as the same time I was blowing air into the holiest. I tongue – bleeped her and she was gibberish. After a while she climaxed and she was panting heavily.
Dcns Emeka: please Bleep me
I was about going to the cabinet assuming that I will find a pack of cd, she pulled me back and I fell on the bed. She straddled me and was riding me slowly at first then she increased her tempo as she progressed. She was saying all unprintables, and she was scattering her hair like a Rasta man. I squeezed her Weapon of Mass Defence and in reply she was riding my OPA-MOSE furiously. We changed positions I carried her to the table, laid her there, her Weapon of Mass destruction was looking at me. I spread her legs and entered her from the back. we bleeped in that position for about 10 minutes before turning her with her back on the table, rested her legs on my shoulders and entered her. What I noticed is that her holiest was very hot and tight. We bleeped in that position for about 5 minutes. We went to the bed and I spooned her. She couldn’t control it any longer and we both exploded powerfully.
After we rested for about 30 minutes,
Me: ebi n pami (I’m hungry)
Dcns. Emeka: I am hungry too
Me: but after eating I am going home
Dcns Emeka: for where? You ain’t going anywhere boy. You are here with me till tomorrow
Me: lailai. Ko jo rara (it is impossible)
After we ate dinner, I called Iyoaye again to confirm if she had left for the place. When it has been confirmed, I turned to her
Me: Dcns. Emeka, I saw the picture you uploaded on your whatsapp when you delivered in London
Dcns. Emeka: the baby looks like you. (she took her phone out, and showed me pictures of the baby)
Me: omo ti Ogidan ba bi, Ogidan ni n jo (the child the tiger bore resembles the tiger)
Dcns. Emeka: hhunnmm hunnmm you would have said that the child that an elephant bore resembles the giraffe….. (she lightly punches me)
Me: ahhhhh Dcns….. ma show yin lale yii……
I started chasing her all around the house and we were doing like little children. I caught her and we both fell on the bed together…..i holding her Weapons of Mass Defence from the back
Me: I’d wish that you were younger than I…… we would have married each other…….
Dcns. Emeka: me too
We cuddled each other till when we both slept off.
I woke up about three hours later when I perceived a smell of incense blowing in the room. When I stood up I realized that I laid down in the midst of a large hall. I saw a group of unclad women surrounded me and making some chants. I wanted to stand up but I realized that I was tied down. Then their leader spoke:
Leader: I greet every initiate
Leader: may the great mysterious and mighty bird be with us all
Leader: as you can see, a meat has been brought to us this year…..(when I heard that I started shaking) and we want to appreciate the person who brought the meat. (everyone started laughing) but first let’s check the level of the meat
I wanted to say something but it was like I was gagged in my throat. I started crying. After they consulted the oracle it was found that I was not suitable to be used. Then the leader spoke
Leader: Idowu Emeka why did you bring this meat Well you have to provide another meat before 48 hours. Then the leader came to where I was tied down and went straight to my OPA-MOSE. As soon as she took it to her mouth and started sucking it I woke up to a feeling on my
Dcns Idowu Emeka was sucking my OPA-MOSE hungrily. But the speed at which she was gagging it I was seriously scared thinking that it will suffocate her. After a while she straddled me and started riding me in reverse cowgirl position and I was rubbing her back at the same time. After then we switched to canine style and we bleeped as sl^ts and we exploded together. After we rested till around quarter to six in the morning, I went quickly to shower and prepared to run home before Iyoaye will come home. When I was through
Dcns Emeka: I wished that you will be with me all through today
Me: Dcns you know that it is not possible now.
Dcns Emeka: I know but can we do one more time?
Me: (for my mind “Alakoba niyin sha” – this woman want to implicate me) no ma!
Dcns Emeka: ok I don hear you. Pick up that envelope that is on the desk.
After appreciating her I picked the envelope and left the place. As soon as I got home, I quickly changed to my pajamas so that Iyoaye will not suspect that I was just getting home. I didn’t know when I slept off.