My friends and I relaxed outside my
hostel after a long day at school,
waiting patiently for Juliet’s rice and
stew to get ready in time. We were all
very hungry. I could observe Thompson
already chewing his finger nails and
scratching his head from time to time.
”Thompson how far na… Everywhere
good?” I asked while drinking a sachet
of water just to drown the worms that
were already eating the remaining food
in my stomach.
”Temy, I dey H, like Mad… As I dey here
so I fit finish one full bag of rice right
now” Thompson said looking really tired
While Thompson was still trying to
emphasize on how hungry he was, we
heard a gurgling sound from someone
Me: Thompson na your stomach be
Thompson: Nooo. No be me o
Mayson: na my belle o. Temy your babe
never finish. Why she dey delay men
dey H o.
Me: I dey come make I check wetin she
I left my gang and headed straight into
my room to check what Juliet was
cooking. I went to the kitchen and I
observed Juliet already slicing the
Tomatoes for the preparation of the
Me: Baby, I hope you the rice is many
o. My guys outside can consume a
bowl of rice in seconds…. Within a
twinkle of an eye.
Juliet: babe… Don’t worry just relax. I
will cook the sweetest stew you’ve ever
tasted in your life. Trust me
Me: oh!… I can’t wait… But…
Juliet: But what?
Me: your stew no fit sweet pass my
mumsy stew o. No be joke o
Juliet: Temy…. Temy… Temy
Me: yes babe
Juliet: how many times did I call you.
Me: three times. Wetin happen
Juliet: why you dey put your mumsy for
this matter na?… No vex me o.
Me: babe.. Na play I dey follow you
Juliet: leave me alone.
Me: sorry na… Kiss me.
I held Juliet from behind, holding her
passionately while she sliced the
tomatoes. I kissed her on her cheeks
and whispered into her ears ”you’re the
best thing, I’ve ever had”, she let out a
smile and kissed my lips.
The Rice and stew was served on a
huge breakable plate. Juliet really
performed justice to the stew as it was
filled with chunks of meat and fish
which she bought from the market
before coming to my place.
Mayson: ooboy! This your babe
suppose be caterer o. She sabi cook
Thompson: no be lie… If you no take
time, I go thief your babe. She go just
dey cook for me steady.
Me: I never get your time.
Myself and Mayson ate the rice and
stew with caution, blowing the ”heat”
that was emanating from the rice but
Thompson kept eating like all was well.
Mayson: you take am easy na. Your
mouth na cooler?
Thompson: My guy I dey H, you no go
Mayson: na why you wan con kill
Me: Thompson, You no know say as
you dey rush this rice all your intestine
go dey burn… See this guy…before you
know them go show you for NTA news
dey beg people for help.
Mayson: no be lie. Thompson take am
Thompson: wetin concern una?… Is it
not my stomach?
While we were eating outside, I saw the
girl I wished to never in my life see
again… Precious. Precious came
walking through the gate carrying a
huge bag and beside her was her
sister, Mary. I was beyond shocked to
see my ex, ”Juliet must nt know about
this o” I thought ”chai! Which kind gobe
be this one na”.
Mayson: Temy… No be your ex be
that?… See how she fine anyhow.
Me: I be think say I dey dream o
Thompson: Guy… This babe go well
Me: abeg, Juliet must not know about
this o. She go too vex.
Thompson: you gast code am o.
Mayson: how you wan take do am?…
You no fit hide forever
Me: Mayson see me see gobe
Thompson: hey babe
Precious approached me, she was
smiling and looking as beautiful as
ever. ”Gosh… This babe still go well
o… See how she Behind. She don
upgrade o… Her back side na die”. I
held her closer to me.
Precious: how are you… I’ve been
calling you. You don’t want to pick calls
Me: noo. I’ve been busy. You’re looking
I drew Precious more closer and I gave
her a warm hug, feeling the intensity of
her soft boobs on my bare chest.sadly
enough, I never knew Juliet was
watching us in 3D, not until Thompson
tapped me on legs.
Thompson: temy.. Juliet see you o.
Precious: Temy what happened
Me: noo nothing… I will be right back.
My friends and I relaxed outside my