Life of a fucker. Episode 50.

James made me a promise and he kept

it. He came back to keep us company.

The room was bubbling with laughter

and everything. The girl was quite

energetic, she always has something to

say. We were in this mood when Shape

rolled in to our company with her killer

shape. She didn’t even reply our

hailing. She just ran straight to the bed

and sat between me and Chinecherem.

She gave me that look Chinaza gave me

the day I told her I wanted to try anal.

And then she turned to her cousin.

“Shebi I told you to collect key from

him?”

“He said you forgot to drop the key so I

decided to wait here for you.”

Shape turned to look at me but I was

already engaged in an eye conversation

with James. She brought back my

attention with a smack on my leg. I

turned and eyed her.

“I forgot the key was here naa,” I

protested.

Well, she picked the key and they were

both on there way out. I called shape

and she looked at me.

“She is hot,” I mouthed in a way that

Chinecherem wouldn’t hear it. She

smiled and called her back.

“Neche let me introduce you to them,”

she started and faced James.

“His name is James but we call him

king Solomon. He is not a king as you

can see and he is also not that wise, so

use your head and understand.”

I nearly fell off my bed with laughter

when I read the meaning into that intro.

Shape was crazy. Even James laughed.

My turn. She faced me.

“He bears the same name with you. Do

you remember that my very beautiful

light-skinned friend, Chinaza? That one

you said that you liked?” she asked her

and she nodded with a grin.

“Yes, this one is her husband to be and

she is currently pregnant for him.”

James laughed at his own introduction

but I couldn’t laugh at mine. James

didn’t mind though, he heaped it on

me.

So shape just disqualified the two of us

in the rush for Chinecherem in a very

coded way, nice try.

“And guys, this is Chinecherem, my

cousin. She came to prepare for her

Jamb.”

“Thanks for the introduction but you

should have allowed us to introduce

ourselves naa,” James said and I

nodded.

“Don’t worry, she understood my own

introduction.”

They left and our eyes tailed shape’s

backside. We snapped our hands in

unison and laughed.

“Guy forget that introduction, we will

reintroduce ourselves,” I said and

James concurred.

My brother is the most useful brother

one can ever have. All I needed was a

WhatsApp Chat and Willie was more

than willing to invite Shape to his

school. If you had shape as a girlfriend,

trust me, you would want to invite her

everyday. And if you had a boyfriend

like Willie, trust me, you will never

refuse his invite especially when I

found out he took more than 50k for

that his tuxedo. I am the only broke

playboy in our family as it is.

She is 18 years old, I think she can

take care of herself. But if you asked

us, we are more than willing to help.” I

told Shape and turned to James who

nodded in agreement.

“The two of you?” she asked looking at

the both of us. We nodded.

“I will rather keep her in a brothel.”

“Good, keep her there naa, it’s the two

of us that will still go and visit her

there,” James said. We all laughed.

She didn’t have a choice, she left to

visit Willie and Chinecherem stayed

back. Under both our cares actually.

She was here for her Jamb so we

thought we might as well teach her a

thing or two.

So it wasn’t until shape left that we

came to realize that she wasn’t our only

problem. We had forgotten about our

ownership fight. Apparently, we couldn’t

share her.

“Don’t worry, Just give me 2 weeks and

then you can have her,” James offered.

I smiled and shook my head.

“You want me to insert my preek the

same place you have inserted that your

prick you have been scratching since,

no way bro.”

“So what do we do, I don’t like a type of

3some where there is only one girl,” he

said and I shook my head.

“Me too, I don’t like it.”

We sat facing the T.v in silence, I was

contemplating on leaving her for

James, that way, if he takes her out,

then I can tag along as an observer and

he would have to pay for the 3 of us. It

was shaping to be an excellent idea

until Chinecherem walked into the room

clutching her Jamb past question. She

wore this gown, skimpy gown that

highlighted her curvitude and sexy

body. Her jugs jiggled as she walked

in, a pretty smile on her shinning face.

I changed my mind instantly.

“I need help with my maths,” she said,

looking at me first and then at James.

“We are busy, stay there and wait,”

James answered her, pointing to the

reading chair. She obeyed and I turned

to James.

“What if we did try your luck?” I asked

him and Chinecherem turned to us.

“For what?” She asked.

“We are not talking to you, wait until we

finish,” I snapped and returned to facing

James. He nodded and I picked a paper

and pen. I tore the paper into 2 and on

one I wrote “She’s mine” and on the

other I wrote “I lost her”. I squeezed

them and shook my head.

“The things we do for girls,” I murmured

and squeezed one more than the other.

“I will pick first,” I protested and James

shook his head violently. We argued

back and forth and Chinecherem

watched us, drooling with laughter,

oblivious of the fact that the fight was

over her.

“It was me that brought the idea and it

was also me that wrote it so I’m

supposed to choose first,” I argued and

James thought about it. The argument

seemed to hold water to him so he

obliged me. Like a hitman, I made my

pick and he made his.

“Nooo, you cheated,” James yelled and I

laughed, apparently I had won the girl

but James thought otherwise. Another

argument ensued and Chinecherem

continued laughing at the drama. If

only she knew we were deciding her

fate right there.

Another amicable agreement came.

James was to rewrite it. He did and,

what were you expecting?. He won.

We went back and forth and our bone

of contention watched us thinking it

was all funny.

“Guy, you know you are my guy, almost

my bro,” James started and I just eyed

him with my hand on my cheek. “Just

let me have this one.”

I shook my head in disagreement.

“Ok, see what will happen,” I said and

he watched me anxiously.

“Let’s ask her.”

“Ask her what?”

“The one she wants,” I said giving him

signs with my eyes.

“No, I don’t trust her,” he said.

“Me too,” I replied. So we sat there,

observing our minute of silence,

thinking and hoping for solution when

James’ eyes went to door and a

triumphant smile crept out of his fine

face. I followed the direction of his

gaze and my eye met that of my Baby

mama standing at my door.

Apparently, I have lost the conquest.

Finito.

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