James made me a promise and he kept
it. He came back to keep us company.
The room was bubbling with laughter
and everything. The girl was quite
energetic, she always has something to
say. We were in this mood when Shape
rolled in to our company with her killer
shape. She didn’t even reply our
hailing. She just ran straight to the bed
and sat between me and Chinecherem.
She gave me that look Chinaza gave me
the day I told her I wanted to try anal.
And then she turned to her cousin.
“Shebi I told you to collect key from
“He said you forgot to drop the key so I
decided to wait here for you.”
Shape turned to look at me but I was
already engaged in an eye conversation
with James. She brought back my
attention with a smack on my leg. I
turned and eyed her.
“I forgot the key was here naa,” I
Well, she picked the key and they were
both on there way out. I called shape
and she looked at me.
“She is hot,” I mouthed in a way that
Chinecherem wouldn’t hear it. She
smiled and called her back.
“Neche let me introduce you to them,”
she started and faced James.
“His name is James but we call him
king Solomon. He is not a king as you
can see and he is also not that wise, so
use your head and understand.”
I nearly fell off my bed with laughter
when I read the meaning into that intro.
Shape was crazy. Even James laughed.
My turn. She faced me.
“He bears the same name with you. Do
you remember that my very beautiful
light-skinned friend, Chinaza? That one
you said that you liked?” she asked her
and she nodded with a grin.
“Yes, this one is her husband to be and
she is currently pregnant for him.”
James laughed at his own introduction
but I couldn’t laugh at mine. James
didn’t mind though, he heaped it on
So shape just disqualified the two of us
in the rush for Chinecherem in a very
coded way, nice try.
“And guys, this is Chinecherem, my
cousin. She came to prepare for her
“Thanks for the introduction but you
should have allowed us to introduce
ourselves naa,” James said and I
“Don’t worry, she understood my own
They left and our eyes tailed shape’s
backside. We snapped our hands in
unison and laughed.
“Guy forget that introduction, we will
reintroduce ourselves,” I said and
My brother is the most useful brother
one can ever have. All I needed was a
WhatsApp Chat and Willie was more
than willing to invite Shape to his
school. If you had shape as a girlfriend,
trust me, you would want to invite her
everyday. And if you had a boyfriend
like Willie, trust me, you will never
refuse his invite especially when I
found out he took more than 50k for
that his tuxedo. I am the only broke
playboy in our family as it is.
She is 18 years old, I think she can
take care of herself. But if you asked
us, we are more than willing to help.” I
told Shape and turned to James who
nodded in agreement.
“The two of you?” she asked looking at
the both of us. We nodded.
“I will rather keep her in a brothel.”
“Good, keep her there naa, it’s the two
of us that will still go and visit her
there,” James said. We all laughed.
She didn’t have a choice, she left to
visit Willie and Chinecherem stayed
back. Under both our cares actually.
She was here for her Jamb so we
thought we might as well teach her a
thing or two.
So it wasn’t until shape left that we
came to realize that she wasn’t our only
problem. We had forgotten about our
ownership fight. Apparently, we couldn’t
“Don’t worry, Just give me 2 weeks and
then you can have her,” James offered.
I smiled and shook my head.
“You want me to insert my preek the
same place you have inserted that your
prick you have been scratching since,
no way bro.”
“So what do we do, I don’t like a type of
3some where there is only one girl,” he
said and I shook my head.
“Me too, I don’t like it.”
We sat facing the T.v in silence, I was
contemplating on leaving her for
James, that way, if he takes her out,
then I can tag along as an observer and
he would have to pay for the 3 of us. It
was shaping to be an excellent idea
until Chinecherem walked into the room
clutching her Jamb past question. She
wore this gown, skimpy gown that
highlighted her curvitude and sexy
body. Her jugs jiggled as she walked
in, a pretty smile on her shinning face.
I changed my mind instantly.
“I need help with my maths,” she said,
looking at me first and then at James.
“We are busy, stay there and wait,”
James answered her, pointing to the
reading chair. She obeyed and I turned
“What if we did try your luck?” I asked
him and Chinecherem turned to us.
“For what?” She asked.
“We are not talking to you, wait until we
finish,” I snapped and returned to facing
James. He nodded and I picked a paper
and pen. I tore the paper into 2 and on
one I wrote “She’s mine” and on the
other I wrote “I lost her”. I squeezed
them and shook my head.
“The things we do for girls,” I murmured
and squeezed one more than the other.
“I will pick first,” I protested and James
shook his head violently. We argued
back and forth and Chinecherem
watched us, drooling with laughter,
oblivious of the fact that the fight was
“It was me that brought the idea and it
was also me that wrote it so I’m
supposed to choose first,” I argued and
James thought about it. The argument
seemed to hold water to him so he
obliged me. Like a hitman, I made my
pick and he made his.
“Nooo, you cheated,” James yelled and I
laughed, apparently I had won the girl
but James thought otherwise. Another
argument ensued and Chinecherem
continued laughing at the drama. If
only she knew we were deciding her
fate right there.
Another amicable agreement came.
James was to rewrite it. He did and,
what were you expecting?. He won.
We went back and forth and our bone
of contention watched us thinking it
was all funny.
“Guy, you know you are my guy, almost
my bro,” James started and I just eyed
him with my hand on my cheek. “Just
let me have this one.”
I shook my head in disagreement.
“Ok, see what will happen,” I said and
he watched me anxiously.
“Let’s ask her.”
“Ask her what?”
“The one she wants,” I said giving him
signs with my eyes.
“No, I don’t trust her,” he said.
“Me too,” I replied. So we sat there,
observing our minute of silence,
thinking and hoping for solution when
James’ eyes went to door and a
triumphant smile crept out of his fine
face. I followed the direction of his
gaze and my eye met that of my Baby
mama standing at my door.
Apparently, I have lost the conquest.