My brother looked even more confused
than James was the day I was
mumbling about what Naza told me.
The look on Willy’s face was to die for,
as in, it can kill you. If not for the cute
face and the neat beards, you would
have called him an slowpoke.
“What are even saying? That Chinaza is
sick and went to the hospital, so? She
is here naa and she is not dead.”
“Bro I am trying to say that she is
pregnant,” I said and expected him to
place both his hands on his head. He
“Congratulations dear,” he was referring
to Chinaza. “I hope the guy responsible
is going to marry you before the sign
Chinaza merely shook her head, she
knew Willy was a clown most of the
“Bro, the baby is mine,” I said it slowly,
avoiding eye contact. The whole room
went silent. For about 5 seconds
I thought my brother was burning me
up with his eyes only to look up and
see him staring sheepishly at shape
who was at the door.
I just weak for my family.
I slapped his knee and he turned to me
“What were you saying?”
“I was saying that Chinaza is pregnant
for me and that girl at the door is a
His eyes bulged, I didn’t know what
made them bulge, whether it was the
pregnancy or the Virgin ish. Unwanted
pregnancy to Willie was bad news and
hooking up with a Virgin was worst. He
refers to it as a worthless relationship.
Chinaza stood up and left with Shape.
Willie was just engaged in an eye
contest with me.
“Jeez, Chex, I have been in this game
for 100 years before they gave birth to
you and yet no Bleep ups, how could
you have been so careless?”
“I don’t know o bro. It just happened, I
don’t even know what to do.”
He was giving me that look that
unlocks the tear gland in a man, the
look that usually says, “Bro you Bleep
up and you are finished at the same
“What do we do now?” I I asked and he
pulled closer to me on the bed.
“Did you tell her of abortion?”
I looked at him and shook my head.
“She didn’t even wait for the suggestion,
she just change am for me when she
suspected that I will bring it up.”
“Guy serious Bleep up.”
“Yea, Dad will just throw me over the
balcony,” I murmured, shedding internal
“No he won’t,” he replied.
“Yea, he said he no longer needs stress
with his children.”
“Thank God,” I said and heaved a sigh
“Yes, he is only going to shoot you, he
just bought a pump action.”
Willie was wicked in a sort, he just
dropped it casually like shooting
someone was the same thing as
“See what we are going to do now,” he
started and I paid rapt attention, hoping
he wasn’t going to misyarn.
We will go to Dad’s office.”
“Listen now, abi do you prefer going
home first where both him and mom
will jointly roast you like roadside
I shook my head, I had better go with
his plan, he was the next man after my
father and I believed he controlled some
“We will settle with dad, then we get
home, he can help us fix mum.”
“Yea, you made sense.”
I always knew Willie was a great asset.
“We will talk to Rita too, she will help
“Rita will Finish me naa,” I protested.
“Yes but she will also help, just relax,
you only got her pregnant, you didn’t
I fell back on the bed and hissed. I
knew pussy was going to kill me one
day but I never expected it to be
“So when are we going to see Dad?” I
asked getting up from the bed.
“After I get this girl that just left with
He was devouring the only star in my
“She is a virgin bro.”
He smiled at me and nodded.
“I have readjusted my standards, I am
the new Isreal.”
He nodded again and smiled.
“I will tear down that wall of Jericho.”
I sighed and fell back on the bed. The
next picture on my mind was me and
shape on the bed after Willie must have
opened her. Jeez, I swear I will be the
worst father on earth.
He stood up from the chair and walked
outside, probably after shape. He hadn’t
been gone for more than 30 seconds
before Chinaza bursted into my room,
holding his hand, against his wish.
“Are you guys done?” she asked me as
I stared at them. I nodded and she
made Willie take a sit.
“Now, lets discuss about my own
“What issue?” Willie asked.
“My family, how will I tell them about
“It’s very easy, you just walk up to them
and yarn them what’s up.”
That was Williams.
“Maybe you should help me, I will
appreciate,” Chinaza replied him, rolling
“Have you told Chinelo?” I asked and
“I told her when the result came out.”
“What did she say?”
“That I am finished,” she answered
casually. I had almost forgotten about
“Fine, I will be there, maybe tomorrow,
we will move from dad’s office to your
dad’s.” I said and she put down her
head, sobbing without tears.
“What now?” I asked.
“God I am finished. My Mom thinks I
am still a virgin.”
I don’t know why I didn’t laugh at that,
it was damn funny.
Williams took us out in the evening,
Me, Chinaza, James and Shape.
Somehow, my brother meandered his
way into shapes cubicle, shape was all
over him in the end. That boy is a
It was at the peak of the moment that I
learnt Shape’s real name was Chinaza.
I am as amazed as you are.
For a moment, everything seemed
normal, Chinaza’s pregnancy was
thrown to the background while we had
the fun of our lives. Willie had come
with mom’s car and so it was a little
I spent the rest of the night
prophesying my undying love for
Chinaza. I was drunk and high but she
wouldn’t bulge, she needed no second
pregnancy and when the chips were
down. It turned out that Shape was
never a virgin, maybe her asshole is
still sealed but her pussy was as open
as the temple.
I was only pained at what I had missed
for almost a year.