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Life of a hausler Episode 31.

These pussi niggas peasants, yeah

All my niggas gon be present, yeah (here)

Bish I’m wrapped up like a present, yeah

I got credit fukk a debit (Bleep it)

And, I’m the truth this not no flexing

I got, skinny jeans with a weapon

And, I’m the future and the present

Baby, pop that pussi like a Pepsi

Baby, water like a water fountain

My money colored like a clown

Show me them places like a noun

She can’t, can’t ride this dikk without a sound…
Young thug can rap for Iraq, that nigga is good. I was following his dope track “no way” that was blasting on my home theater, shaking my head like i was high on cheap weed. I was in this mood like this when shape walked into my room in all her glamour and curvytude, suited in a jean bumshot and singlet that was getting tired of holding up her heavy boobs. I switched from singing the song to humming it. She walked straight to the bed and sat beside me while i put my hand around her waist.
“Neche do you have airtime?” she asked and i nodded my head still nodding to the music too.

“Can i use your phone, i want to call someone” she asked and as if on cue, the hook to the song came up and i sang it out loud
No, no, no way, no-no way

No, no, no way, no-no way

No, no, no way, no-no way
“Please nah” she said rubbing my laps. I paused the music and faced her.

“For this thing you just did, i will allow you a 30 seconds call”

She smiled as i flipped my Nokia Torchlight at her and she started dialing a number.

“Who are you calling?” i asked her

“My baby boo”

“But i’m here naa, how can you be calling me when am here in your own present presence” i said and she rolled her eyes on me and started her call while i kept looking at her ass picturing my self on top of it, my dikk rose but my tight boxers held it tight. I was too busy meditating on the mysteries of her ass that i didn’t notice that the call had lasted more than 2 mins. Before my mind came back, she was already done with a big smile on her face. I put the music back on and reduced the volume a bit
“for your mind, you don outsmart me naa” i Said and she smiled pecking me

“Who be that your boyfriend sef?”

“You won’t know him, he is new”

“Ar ar, when did you meet him?”

“This xmas, he gave me a lift in his venza and asked me out”

“so because he get car and we no get, na why you leave all the guys wey dy die for you in this lodge come follow am abi, even James wey dy use ur picture masturbate” i said and she hit me on the laps laughing.

“That one dy shaa, anywhere you never do me new year o”

“Baby what would you like me to give you?” she asked and i faced her with the naughtiest smile my face could gather..

“I want a 3some” i said caging the laughter that was trying to run out of my mouth.

“Hmmm, with whom and whom”

“You, your sister and I, i can handle the both of you”

“No, i want it to be Me and Naza” she said with a naughty grin

“No, i need an entirely different vjay”

“and what’s the difference between my own and Chinaza’s own, why do you keep cheating on her”

“Its just like the difference between jollof rice in Mr biggs and Jollof rice in Lady Stainless joint” i said smiling

“Whats the difference?”

“The style, the size of the rice and how oily it is, how it is packaged plus others” i said and she pulled my ear.

“So which is better Mr biggs or Lady stainless? ”

” I haven’t been to mr biggs so i will say Lady stainless is better ” i said and winked at her

” So between me and naza, who is mr biggs and who is lady stainless?”
I don’t know ”

” You must know o, tell me osiso”

“How can i know when i have not tasted you? For now you are mr biggs”. She slapped my cheek playfully and got up from the bed and headed towards the door. I called her back.

“Shapy i’m serious”

“About what? ”

” The 3some ” i said and bit my lips while i sang a part of the “no way” song that came up, referring to shape.
“I told that bitsh suck my vienna out the can man

She started doing it without a command

I want you to fit this dikk inside your hips

And I wanna eat that pussi creamy like a dip”
“You can try it with Chinaza and Jennifer ” she said and laughed.

“Shape thank you, happy new year, begin dy go your room” i said and faced my tv. She stood there smiling and looking at me.

“I would have been your girl if we were both single ” she said looking at me.

” But now that we are both UNSINGLE?

“Nothing, your bae is my friend ”

” come closer” i told her and she came to the bed.

“Shape you know we feel something for each other right?” i said and carried her on my laps.

“Yea but its so inappropriate ”

” Yea, but then, it doesn’t stop us from having a fling once in a while”

“Hmmm, i’m a virgin shaa” she said

“V what? ”

” virgin, forget about all this things i carry, its natural”.

As she was saying that, i was busy feeling her body like they can tell me if she was saying the truth or not.

“Shape, that 3some, don’t worry about it again, i was only joking” i said and she laughed.

“Are you running because am a virgin?”

“Why will i run, just go to your new guy, let him break you and then come back ”

She slapped me and ran out of the room while i stared at her trying to figure out the virginity in her but to no avail.

Haaa, shape a virgin, noo, izz not possible but who can i ask. Anyways whether she is telling the truth or not, the only way to find out is ehnmm, you guys understand naa but then i’m not interested in that, the last virgin i broke is still stuck to me like my brokeness. Chinaza.

I can’t afford another one
No, no, no way, no-no way

No, no, no way, no-no way

No, no, no way, no-no way

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