Mary: Lolzz….hope it didn’t lead to trouble sha
Me: Almost..so, i don’t want to be in that same mess today as i don’t know uhmmm…uhmmmm….before someone will park me now and nobody to rescue me
Mary: lolzzz….you are not serious…thank God we are just the only one in the car and u know where u met me from
Me: that swat has been keeping me going to continue this conversation or else, i wouldn’t even say anything till we depart
Mary: but truth is, you men are the same thing once you see something in skirt or trouser, u wont even bother to ask for the owner before taking it……..
Me: thank God u said Men….well am not a men sha
Mary: Then wat are you
Me: Am snakie…………………….
Mary: Are you not a man……?
Me: Not yet…am a guy (snakie) and not Man…datz why am different from every other person…..
Mary: datz a lie jhoor………
Me: but sincerely..all of us are thieves but its only who is caught that is the real thief
Mary: thank God u admit that…….that is wat some guys will never admit to
Me: datz why i said am different from other guys….i will never lie to any lady because i want to get in between her legs……like if as am meeting u for the first time now, if am asking u out, its probably impossible for me not to have who am dating….so, why should i lie? But some ladies are idiot..a guy will approach you and tell you he doesn’t have a girlfriend and you will just admit
Mary: not all girls though….
Me: so, you are claiming you are also different
Mary: yes now…..
Me: ohk ooo….My philosophy is that, if am meeting a lady like you for the first time, i don’t expect u to tell me you don’t have who u are dating……….it may either be you are not serious wit the guy or u just broke up but to tell me u don’t have anyone is a no no for me at all.
Mary: why will a grown up lady like me wont have who am dating…..
Me: yes now….its some ladies but do u know life is like a competition
Me: the same way you are competing with thousands of people to get a job u av been applying for is the same way i will be competing with which ever guy you have that you are dating…its the person that you ended up with that is the winner…just like the person that finally got the job will be the winner in the job recruitment process…..
Mary: thats true sha…….
Me: more reason why i wouldn’t mind competing with the guy in your life
Mary: what do u mean?
Me: what i mean is that a beauty like u its worth fighting for…you are wat every guy should be competing for…….
Mary: abeg, don’t compete for me oooooo…….Go and compete for your wife abeg
Me: wife ke? I don’t think i ever mention it that am married but i wont deny the fact that i have a fiancée
Mary: then you are ready to loose the trust your fiancée have i you?
Me: I don’t think am losing any trust as we never know what might happen in life
Me: thats the truth…we are all just trying, like i said, life its all about competition.
Mary: abeg, lets talk about another thing jare…..this traffic is killing wallahi
Me: Am even tired…we have spent close to 45mins on the same spot and we are not sure yet when we will be out….
Mary: I guess the traffic is from Egbeda…
Me: It dare not be from Egbeda……we are just at Isheri now…..